Madam: ahaha.. aaa
Big Guy: aaa.. mm...
Madam: ...listen ...we mean it. You don't look like a guy who conquered Hell, broke the Cube, ate their red priest, died a few times..
AJ: AAGH now you sound like Matt! He wanted me to be a big badass bastard full of teeth who could punch the sky. And I'm just a... chaotic dumbass fuck it. Fuck the labels. I'm just not that.
Madam: whatever you say, hon.
No one will notice the substitute