Them: First, we have no distant sisters. Second, what in the world did you do?!
AJ: she bought some of my "heretical artifacts". You know. Trinkets. Stuff.
Them: ...
Them: did you rob her then? Priced unfairly?
AJ: actually, she generously tipped me and thanked for my work. Which was very heartwarming. Big respect to her for that.
Them: ... I see.
a samurai with a gun is like a samurai without a gun but with a gun